Post Numero Uno! -muffin top

(side view, week one-- hopefully this view will be a little better in a couple of weeks!)

Okay, it's week one of the fat loss extravaganza (except for skinny midget- for her it's a weight gain extravaganza) Here's the point of this blog- we three friends are going to keep up on the blog and check in with eachother on our health goals. There will be heckling, there will be insults and hopefully there will be PROGRESS. We will be competing for some trophies- I'll have to ask my cohorts what we will name those first, but I think we'll have a sort of overall progress trophy, a best fat joke trophy, and I dunno something else. three trophies just seems like the right number.
And yes, you've got it, we're going to insult eachother here on our blog- it's motivating.

I don't know about you fools - Fat Ass and Skinny Midget, but I (Muffin Top) am going to start like this-
Every day:
1. write down what I ate
2. write down the exercise I did
Every week:
1. write down my fitness goals
2. measure for lost inches
3. *drum roll please* I'll post pictures of my progress. Sans face, of course.
Notice there will be no weighing- I don't believe weight is a good measure of health. Muscle weighs more than fat and I want more muscle, so might weigh more when this process is through.
so without further ado, here are my pics...well would you look at that! My muffin top isn't actually as bad as I thought!!! These pictures are already serving their purpose of giving me some perspective. Anyways though, I'd like it if these jeans fit smoothly again and didn't produce that squelch of flesh hanging out the top. Let's do some more photos.










Now this is by far the most disturbing image I've seen in a long time. I'm really letting it all hang out. Target area= belly.











And this photo is just going in to make me feel better =) I think I still look okay if I suck in.